Well, with that last slap, I broke the penguin's neck, and I once again have Windows.

It's been near two weeks, I think.

Haven't really been keeping track.

I don't think I want to be back yet, but I'm not dead or anything.

I'll install Photoshop once the new RAM comes in, and then maybe I'll be back in business.

Unfortunately, it seems I shall be going on a bit of a forced hiatus.

I seem to have slapped the penguin a bit too hard, and now it's gone on strike.

I'm running off a boot disk as I type, as there's something the matter with the one we have installed; there's currently no way to get to all the files on our hard disk. It's not so terrible for me, I suppose, but I don't know what my dad's got on his end.

Anyroad, I'll be on much less now, and I just thought I should warn you. :<

I am this close to beating the ever-loving shit out of Firefox.

Every two or three pages? BAM. Randomly quits. No warning, no error message, just quits.

Stupid whore.

My Gameshark decided to randomly stop working. I'm kinda really upset. But at least my cute lil' Micro is less bulky now.

In other news, I stole a meme.

1.- If I were a fruit I'd be... a pomegranate. I'm very high-maintenance.
2.- If I were a colour I'd be... how many can you think of?
3.- If I were an animal I'd be... a lion.
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... a rice cooker. =w=
5.- If I were a book I'd be... hiding in the Forbidden Section.
6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be... lololol panties.
7.- If I were a jewel I'd be... Twilight's Dawn.
8.- If I were an object I'd be... a mechanical pencil that never ran out of unbreakable lead.
9.- If I were a car I'd be... something Volkswagen.
10.- If I were an element I'd be... wood, of course.
11.- If I were a tree I'd be... probably a laurel.
12.- If I were an ice cream flavour I'd be... sea salt.
13.- If I were a drink I'd be... pomegranate cherry Lifewater.
14.- If I were a person I'd be... not me.
15.- If I were a planet I'd be... Pluto, for I am tiny. :V
16.- If I were an insect I'd be... a praying mantis.
17.- If I were public transport I'd be... a bus.
18.- If I were a song I'd be... Michi ~to you all~ by Aluto
19.- If I were a movie I'd be... What Dreams May Come
20.- If I were a season I'd be... the halfway time between winter and spring.
21.- If I were a flower I'd be... a rose.
22.- If I were a job I'd be... creative.
23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be... honestly? W.I.T.C.H.
24.- If I were a place I'd be... not here.
25.- If I were a gift I'd be... shoved onto the back shelf somewhere.
26.- If I were a memory I'd be... against the wall around the corner no one has to know why are we doing this i have no idea but it feels so good ah i think i love you.
27.- If I were a city I'd be... wherever it was in Montana.
28.- If I were a sense I'd be... touch.
29.- If I were a game I'd be... Ocarina of Time.
30.- If I were a candy I'd be... a candy cane. =w=
31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be... dawn.
32.- If I were an invention I'd be... a lie detector that actually worked.
33.- If I were a body part I'd be... fingertips.
34.- If I were a country I'd be... Evaen.
35.- If I were a flavour I'd be... bittersweet.
36.- If I were a sport I'd be... snookums.
37.- If I were a smell I'd be... caramel, or so i've been told.
38.- If I were a subject I'd be... not Queen.
39.- If I were a flag I'd be... high in the air.
40.- If I were a building I'd be... small and probably haunted.
41.- If I were a month I'd be... December.
42.- If I were a perfume I'd be... stinky.
43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be... twizzlerz.
45.- If I were a toy I'd be... soft and cuddly.
46.- If I were a textile I'd be... fur.
47.- If I were a shape I'd be... pointy.
48.- If I were a answer I'd be... no.
49.- If I were a common liquorice I'd be... also delicious.
50.- If I were a word I'd be... magic.